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"A Grim Breakfast" Lotion Bergamot & Orange


Follow the untimely death of the poor soul that inspired this scent with the story below. Dearly Departed lotions are infused with the scents invoked by these tragic lives.

"A Grim Breakfast" Dearly Departed Lotion is infused with bergamot and orange essential oils for an unique scent that is reminiscent of Earl Grey tea and citrus.

Like the majority of our products, certified organic unrefined cold pressed coconut oil is used as a main ingredient. Coconut oil is an amazing skin softener. Research has also claimed that coconut oil is good for people with psoriasis and eczema. Shea butter is packed with natural vitamins and fatty acids. It is great for dry skin or to help protect our skin's natural oils. Our blend of ingredients create a nourishing lotion that not only smells great but is healthy for all types of skin.

Open the container, place desired amount between hands, close your eyes and breathe in the scents as you moisturize your skin. These lotions can be applied to dry, cracked heels and feet too.

Each lotion purchases comes with one organic tea bag (flavor may vary).

"A Grim Breakfast" - The Tragic Tale Behind the Lotion

It was a foggy morning. The dawn was cranky; and, it smelled like rain. A half cup of Earl Grey tea sat cold next to a precisely quartered orange left untouched. And, there, toppled forward, his forehead pressed into the morning paper, sat Mr. Black, unfortunately and untimely, deceased. His wife, Mrs. Black, stole another quick glance outside the window; her mind equally foggy and the rat poison still clutched between her weary hands.

Size: 3.4 OZ

Best if used within 6 months of purchase

Please note that no humans were harmed in the making of our Dearly Departed Lotions. These tales are for entertainment purposes only. We swear.

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Additional Info

Ingredients:  Organic Unrefined Coconut Oil (Cocos Nucifera), Organic Raw African Shea Butter (Butyrospermum Parkii), Essential Oils (Fragrance)