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"Harvest Moon" Lotion Bergamot & Patchouli

7.99

Harvest Moon is an exotic blend of bergamot and patchouli essential oils. Bergamot is reminiscent of Earl Gray Tea with a hint of citrus while patchouli embodies a woodsy, sweet musky scent often associated with Fall. Both bergamot and patchouli essential oils are known for their uplifting properties while also acting as natural deodorizers. Nourish your skin with this lotion while polishing your silver bullets- just in case.

Follow the untimely death of the poor soul that inspired this scent. What horror fell before him or her? Dearly Departed lotions are infused with the scents invoked by these tragic lives. 

Like the majority of our products, certified organic unrefined cold pressed coconut oil is used as a main ingredient. Coconut oil is an amazing skin softener. Research has also claimed that coconut oil is good for people with psoriasis and eczema. Shea butter is packed with natural vitamins and fatty acids. It is great for dry skin or to help protect our skin's natural oils. Our blend of ingredients create a nourishing lotion that not only smells great but is healthy for all types of skin.

Open the container, place desired amount between hands, close your eyes and breathe in the scents as you moisturize your skin. These lotions can be applied to dry, cracked heels and feet too.

Each lotion purchase comes with a “How to Protect Against Werewolves and Other Unwanted Body Hair” pamphlet.

“The Harvest Moon”

The reaping was close now. The moon pregnant with an orange glow. A howl broke the silence of the crisp evening. In the distance, the cornstalks shook as something large pushed through. The woman stood her ground, gun in hand, at the edge of the field. She cocked it with a sharp inhale. The howl grew closer. She pulled the trigger. The hairy beast dropped; and, within seconds, he was man again. She turned and walked away, thinking silver is better than gold, any day. And, maybe, a cup of tea would be nice.

Size: 3.4 oz

Best if used within 6 months of purchase

Please note that no humans were harmed in the making of our Dearly Departed Lotions. These tales are for entertainment purposes only. We swear.

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Ingredients:  Organic Unrefined Coconut Oil (Cocos Nucifera), Organic Raw African Shea Butter (Butyrospermum Parkii), Essential Oils (Fragrance)