"Plain Jane" Lotion (Unscented)
Follow the untimely death of the poor soul that inspired this scent. What horror fell before him or her? Dearly Departed lotions are infused with the scents invoked by these tragic lives.
Like the majority of our products, certified organic unrefined cold pressed coconut oil is used as a main ingredient. Coconut oil is an amazing skin softener. Research has also claimed that coconut oil is good for people with psoriasis and eczema. Shea butter is packed with natural vitamins and fatty acids. It is great for dry skin or to help protect our skin's natural oils. Our blend of ingredients create a nourishing lotion that not only smells great but is healthy for all types of skin.
Open the container, place desired amount between hands, close your eyes and breathe in the scents as you moisturize your skin. These lotions can be applied to dry, cracked heels and feet too.
Each lotion purchases includes: One Blank Toe Tag (unused, ha)
Jane was known for her few words and colorless wardrobe. Her job required no contact with people. She preferred talking to her house plants instead. It took a week for someone to notice her absence; and, even longer for someone to care. Her mysterious disappearance made the newspaper, second to an article about the county's largest tomato.
While this lotion is labeled “unscented,” it still retains the scent of coconut and Shea butter from the main ingredients used. It is free of essential oils that would give it specific fragrances, however. We recognize that not everyone wants a lotion that is scented. We consider this more of a 'natural' scented lotion.
Size: 3.4 OZ
Best if used within 6 months of purchase
Please note that no humans were harmed in the making of our Dearly Departed Lotions. These tales are for entertainment purposes only. We swear.